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Please stop saying that...
Welcome to the world of Ayoun , the brand that stylishly protects you from jealousy, bad vibes, and those cutting remarks... sometimes a little too sharp. Because yes, some remarks attract the evil eye like honey attracts wasps. And if you think that's just a myth, you've clearly never met Aunt Samira after you announced your promotion.
Today, we're going to dissect those infamous phrasesâthe ones that unintentionally expose you to the negative energy of those around you. We'll teach you how to identify them, rephrase them, or even throw them back without hesitation... but by activating your Ayoun force field .
1. "I succeeded at everything this year"
𧿠Universal translation for the jealous: "I deserve immediate punishment".
Why she attracts the evil eye :
Because it leaves no apparent flaws. Zero flaws = perfect target for frustrated envious people.
How can it be rephrased?
"This year has been full of challenges that I have turned into opportunities."
Bonus Ayoun: Wear your "No Comment" cap at family gatherings and smile mysteriously.
2. "I'm leaving for the Maldives tomorrow"
𧿠Translation in the head of a bitter colleague: "I deserve for my suitcase to get lost and for it to rain non-stop."
Why does it sting?
Because people have a hard time accepting that we live better than them. Even if you've worked 80 hours a week for it.
A safer alternative:
"I'm going to reconnect with nature somewhere... far away from 4G."
Ayoun's tip: add a blurry photo of a banana tree with the caption "vibes". No one will know, but everyone will understand.
3. "My daughter skipped a grade, she's too advanced."
𧿠Translation: "It's time to send a discreet but loaded little glance."
Why it's risky:
Because it touches on parental ego. And parental ego is extremely sensitive.
Lighter formula:
"She loves learning, she's super curious."
And if you don't care:
Say it bluntly, but with the "Mafi Sorry" cap to really mark the territory.
See the blog on anti-jealousy.
4. "I signed a new six-figure contract"
𧿠Translation in the brain of a struggling cousin: "Does he/she think he/she is Elon Musk now?"
Why it's dangerous:
Because money + success = an explosive cocktail for the naysayers.
A more subtle formula:
"A great project is coming, I am grateful."
Ayoun version: just post a picture of yourself with the white visor and the caption: "Protected and ready for what's next".
𧹠Caps against the evil eye
5. "I bought an apartment in Dubai"
𧿠Translation: "Let's make his air conditioning leak in the middle of summer!"
Why this is an eye alert:
Because it symbolizes a standard of living that many dream of having... without daring to say so.
Formulation tip:
"I am currently building an international project."
Or else: just say so and let them cook in their sauce. Ayoun's cap will take care of the rest 𧿠.
6. "I lost 10 kilos without doing any sport"
𧿠Mental translation from the frustrated: "She made a pact with the devil."
Why it's a bombshell:
Because body + change = highly triggering subjects of silent jealousy.
A gentler formula:
"I feel better in my body right now."
Ayoun version: visor down, confident gaze, boundless energy. Next.
7. "We've been in love for 15 years and are still just as passionate."
𧿠Instant translation: "It's time for this to end."
Why it's spicy:
Because stable love is as disturbing as it is fascinating.
A more zen alternative:
"We are happy with our partnership."
Or, the honest + protected version: a photo with your partner, two Ayoun caps, and a simple caption: "Protected against the evil eye since 2009."
8. "I have zero stress in my life right now"
𧿠Translation of jealousy: "You deserve to have your email hacked first thing tomorrow morning."
Why this is a problem:
Because inner peace is everyone's secret goal.
A gentler formula:
"I'm in a good vibe, I'm taking care of my energy."
Or better yet: say nothing. Keep smiling and let your cap do the talking.
9. "I don't need a vacation, I love my job."
𧿠Collective translation: "It's a robot. Immediate sabotage."
Why it's not working:
Because the majority dream of escape, not productivity.
Lighter formula:
"I'm working on a project that's really motivating me right now."
Ayoun style: when you work with passion, you no longer work, you vibrate.
10. "I have everything I ever dreamed of."
𧿠Universal translation: "Oh yeah? We'll see how long that lasts."
Why this is a breath of fresh air:
Because displayed happiness disturbs the chronically dissatisfied.
A more aligned formula:
"I am in a state of constant gratitude, and I keep moving forward."
With Ayoun: your happiness is sacred, your energy is protected, and your smile... is non-negotiable.
In conclusion:
The sentences themselves are not the problem. It's the intention that others project onto them.
At Ayoun , we don't teach you to hide. We teach you to embrace your light without fearing judgmental stares.
âš Talk about your success. Love hard. Win hard. Laugh hard. But do it while being armored .
And if one day you feel the atmosphere is getting weird after some good news, just remember:
You've got the right cap on. And them? Well... they've got their eye on it. đ§ż
